What kind of Vegeterian are you?

My mother is suffering from high cholesterol and is on a very strict diet. The day we celebrated Skylar's baptism/birthday, she asked me for a veggie burger. I pulled out a box of Boca frozen veggie patties, ready to prepare her one. "What is that?" she asked. "Mom, this is a vegetarian hamburger," I replied. She proceeded to ask me for a turkey burger. I apologized and told her I didn't have any. Mom was really upset by this. "What kind of vegetarian are you anyway?!" she fumed, as she walked away. My mother is the best...lol