The Princess and the Peas, as told by Kaelyn Ortega

Once upon a time there was a princess who was sleeping on lots of mattresses and she felt a pea, so she climbed down the ladder. Then she looked under all the mattresses and she found the pea, so she ate it. Then the servant came and said, "Where is that pea?". The princess told him that it was nice and safe in her tummy. So the servant put another pea under the mattresses, but the princess ate that one too. So the servant put another pea under the mattresses, than another and another, but the princess ate them all, until she grew very fat. Finally, the peas got stuck in her throat, and the princess died.